Blogger had affair with Nikki Haley? I had sex with a politician too!

A claim of an affair with married South Carolina gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley is being made by fellow Political Blogger Will Folks. Well folks, Will Folks, will haha, will folks/well folks. Will Folks is claiming that he, himself, had inappropriate physical contact with the politician. It’s not known whether or not the political blogger is telling the truth about having sex, but a piece of evidence to the contrary has recently surfaced: He is a political blogger. We political bloggers don’t get out much. Except me. I could tell ya some stories, but I don’t like to kiss and tell. Not wanting to be associated with the nerd, Nikki Haley has categorically denied that the affair ever happened. BURN! That kind of rejection HURTS. I’m sorry Will, that’s got to be about as painful as that time my ex tried to convince me that To try to lend credibility to his claim, Folks has released a series of text messages with people close to the campaign who allegedly knew about the affair. Whether or not it’s true, it’s looking a bit like this is just a sick publicity stunt. Look Will, whether or not it happened, try not to brag about it, okay? Some things are meant to be kept private. They’re not meant for the hundreds of thousands of people who are flocking to your blog to find out about this. Hundreds of thousands of people. I have a confession to make! I, Kevin Breen, from FAILocracy.com, have also had sex with a politician. It was… ummm. I’ll even send a text message to prove …